I love to kiss, and not just because I know that sometimes it leads to more interesting things. I genuinly love to kiss. Hmmmmm, maybe this is why I enjoy BJ's so much!?!?! It's like kissing without having to worry about if the person you are locking lips with is a good kisser back!
I have made out with good kissers as well as my share of bad ones, but no one quite takes the cake like my European ex. And I don't mean "takes the cake" as in wins. I mean "takes the cake" as in GIVE ME MY MOTHER FUCKING CAKE BACK YOU CREEP, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY STOLEN CAKE! Ok, sorry I yelled. I'm pretty sure you would yell too if someone was molesting your mouth.
Let me describe to you the few ways I like to kiss:
The kiss on the forehead while being embraced in a hug. This is my favorite. It is sweet, arousing, and romantic all in one. The fact that I'm short and am usually completly body to body looking up at my kisser makes it that much sweeter.
The come from behind soft kiss on the side of the neck. Wow. If you want me instantly turned on and ready for action, do this. I always have a light spray of perfume on the back of my neck incase someone wants to kiss me. I want them to relate the sexuality of a moment like that to my smell. What can I say, I'm a smell person.
The fun and quick "no one is looking so I'm gonna steal a smooch" kiss. This one is playful, and lets someone know that when you are alone there will be more!
The soft yet passionate make out. Hmmmmmmm. If you perfect this life is amazing.
Finally, the hard, hungry, hot, urgent and sexy "I need you right now so I'm going to take you" kiss. I hope everyone has experienced this one. This kiss comes with it's own set of carnal desires and needs that make it extra special.
Ok, so those are the ways I like to be kissed. Notice, I did not mention that I want your mouth open so wide that you are simultaniously licking down my throat while sucking on both of my cheeks and almost encapsulating my nose making it impossible for me to breathe. This is not hot. It feels like a bull dog is letting his fat limp tongue explore the dark corners of your mouth. Oh, and the hands! I can't forget the hands! Don't get me wrong, I like a little groping if the moment is right; however, having your hands move at rapid pace over every inch of my body that you can reach (without stopping your dog like kissing) is not enjoyable. It feels like you are trying to rub out a fire that isn't there. This leaves me thinking to myself "Hmmmmmmm how can I get this to stop, he is freaking me out and I'm going to need to buy stock in Chapstick if things continue like this for much longer". Let me just tell you, those are not the thoughts you want to be running through your head in what should be a moment of passion.
I know I am idealistic, I realize that. But honestly I love the "Princess Diaries" moment where you kiss and without knowing it your leg pops up. I actually believe in these moments because I have had a couple of them before. In the past, these wonderful kisses may not have turned into anything lasting, and I may still be single dreamer, but I know that the person I end up with will give me the most perfect last first kiss.
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